What is the definition of Dollar Handicap Removal?

Ah, the term 'dollar handicap removal' - let's break it down in a way that's as absurd as a unicorn riding a unicycle. In the grand scheme of things, it's like someone decides that every time you need a ride across the country, the government just throws away your cash like a bag of chips at a party. It's a fancy way of saying that instead of giving you a ride, the government just cuts your wallet in two and keeps it in the same place, making your travel expenses a little... unhandly.

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Now, here's a sentence to wrap things up, but let's keep it edgy: "With dollar handicap removal, the government decided that if you're still riding your bike in the morning, they'll just hand you a $5 bill and expect you to hop on by 3 PM, because your bike is too expensive for the government's transportation budget."